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Is this real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught by a merchant
who is a bit pudgy.
Open your eyes,
look at his thighs and see!
He's just a rich boy, food comes so easy.
Oh, it's double fried, gravy flow,
human tongue, human toe,
any man you cook slow, makes him really want to eat,
to eat.

I'm sorry, but you have died.
You can return to a previous track or you can give up.
You don't seem like the type who gives up to me. Am I right?


from The Quest for King Greg, released July 12, 2016




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The People's Bard travels the internet looking for stories worth retelling in song. You'll most likely find him singing for strangers on reddit or YouTube.

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